And the last paragraph reveals exactly how they do it
If you thought dry January was tough you ain’t seen nothing yet.
incredible from start to finish pic.twitter.com/CUSvfHghKm
— PubicZirconium 🌈💎🚩💎🌈 (@PubicZirconium) January 26, 2018
All about the last paragraph (and in case you can’t read it …)
Christian couple maintains abstinence through first two years of marriage
TOPEKA — Jon and Darla Crocker, who dutifully abstained from sex during their 14-month courtship, have remained abstinent after marriage and plan to do so indefinitely.
“If it was holy before, it must be double-holy afterwards,” Darla says.
They have now completed 25 months of marriage without any sexual contact, going about their normal lives, jobs and social calendar with no hint of relational strain.
Sometimes after dinner they will kiss in the kitchen and “start having bedroom thoughts,” Darla says, but they never fail to pull back. Darla breaks away to spray cool, misted water on her face. Jon eats a whole raw potato to take himself out of the mood.
Nothing like a whole raw potato to take you out of the mood. Depending on where you put it.
Here’s a few of our favourite responses on Twitter.
quick someone find Jon on Grindr
— Bax 📚 (@baxbooksdeux) January 26, 2018
Is there a dating app for potatoes?
— Тарелꙮчка пельмемꙮв (@Planck_Joke) January 27, 2018
— Adam Ingle (@meesterbob) January 27, 2018
bags of raw potatoes $5750
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying.
— a lower deep still threat’ning to devour me (@LunarLoquacion) January 26, 2018
"Eating a whole raw potato" is the weirdest euphemism for masturbation I've ever seen.
— Hyperlink Your Heart (@randomhuman) January 26, 2018