People put Donald Trump into a Victoria Wood song and it’s terrific
12.
I can’t do it. I can’t do it.
I’m making America great
It’s worth a
Hashtag Girther
To maintain this ideal weightStop protesting
I’m resting
I got 30 out of 30 on my cognitive testing
I can’t do it, I can’t do it tonight…— Richard Ashworth (@Rashers3) January 19, 2018
13.
Let’s do it, let’s do it,
If not here then on Air Force One,
Have take off, mile high club,
Lets overfly that twerp JungUn.Open bomb bays, full cannon,
Real “Fire and Fury” to that traitor Steve Bannon
Lets do it, lets do it tonight!— Matthew Pinsent (@matthewcpinsent) January 19, 2018
14.
I can’t do it. I can’t do it.
Especially if you take a knee
I need respecting
I wasn’t expecting
you to be reading Fire and FuryI’m delighted
That you’re excited
But I might be just hours away from being indicted
I can’t do it, I can’t do it tonight…— Richard Ashworth (@Rashers3) January 19, 2018
15.
Lets do it, lets do it,
DC might be really cool,
The Memorials?
The Senate?
Skinnydip the Reflecting Pool?But what’s cooler?
Gonna fool ya
I’m recording this for Robert Mueller
Lets do it, lets do it tonight!— Matthew Pinsent (@matthewcpinsent) January 19, 2018
16.
I can’t do it. I can’t do it.
I go low but then they go high.
No state visit
Not fair is it
Instead I get a visit from the FBIStop pushing
I’m blushing
I may be in a hurry (but I’m definitely not ‘Russian’)
I can’t do it, I can’t do it tonight— Richard Ashworth (@Rashers3) January 19, 2018
17.
Lets do it, lets do it,
Now me your “Art of the Deal”,
Lets slow down,
Gimme your lowdown
Maybe even order a meal?What could be nicer?
Diet Coke with ice sir?
Especially served by your butler Sean Spicer
Lets do it, lets do it tonight!— Matthew Pinsent (@matthewcpinsent) January 19, 2018
18.
Lets do it, lets do it,
Enough with your Farage chat,
“Hail to the Chief”
who needs “relief”
Only this time not just in your hat.Let me catch you
Back scratch you
We’ll put a cloth over the MLK statue
Let’s do it, lets do it tonight!— Matthew Pinsent (@matthewcpinsent) January 19, 2018
19.
I can’t do it. I can’t do it.
I’m not sure you’re my type
I mean
I like clean
But don’t wipe it on the Stars and StripesIt’s alright
What a night
I’m definitely the best you’ve ever been with, right?
I can’t do it, I can’t do it tonight— Richard Ashworth (@Rashers3) January 19, 2018
20.
Lets do it, lets do it,
I’d like to score a POTUS lay
it would sell well
perhaps a book deal
it would be a big pay dayYou’re a loony
(I’ll feign I’m swoony)
but no need for lies like over Carla Bruni
Lets do it, lets do it tonight!— Matthew Pinsent (@matthewcpinsent) January 19, 2018
21.
Let’s do it, let’s do it, you really love to rant and rave
Let’s go,
Cos I know you’ve
no idea how to behave
The American dream
In such low esteem
BEAT ME ON THE BOTTOM WITH FORBES MAGAZINE
Let’s do it, let’s do it tooooonniiiiigghhttt![Stand for applause]#RIPVictoria #legend
— Richard Ashworth (@Rashers3) January 19, 2018
Bravo!
Thank you Victoria Wood.
Cheers too RA – a lot of fun that. Weird but fun. pic.twitter.com/Mtz9s4hr8X— Matthew Pinsent (@matthewcpinsent) January 19, 2018
Victoria would be proud. Well done
— Helen Chapman (@HC_Zedart) January 20, 2018
Bloody awesome! 😂 …and i read them all with Victoria Woods voice in my head, brilliant! 😃
— Rick McQuire (@Cormy1) January 20, 2018
This is possibly the best thing that ever happened on Twitter. https://t.co/bd4Yrs4QzM
— Kevin Scott (@KevinScottHT) January 21, 2018
