This list of mangled idioms will make you laugh your head all the way to the bank

“My dad used to amuse himself in meetings by noting the mangled idioms of his management colleagues. Here’s some he found in his 1995 diary – verbatim and brilliant. #copywritersunite” writes @_joejeffries over on Twitter.

My dad used to amuse himself in meetings by noting the mangled idioms of his management colleagues. Here’s some he found in his 1995 diary – verbatim and brilliant. #copywritersunite pic.twitter.com/NGhFmXxeYz

— Joe Jeffries (@_joejeffries) January 12, 2018

This has inspired people to join in with their favourite mangled idioms

Here’s 12 of the best.

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