The best joke about UKIP leader being spotted on the tube with his racist girlfriend

UKIP Leader Harry Bolton has been spotted on the tube with his racist girlfriend – despite having said he’d dump her over her horrible remarks over the people’s princess Meghan Markle.

“Ukip leader says he still loves former girlfriend who sent ‘racist’ texts” reports the Guardian and we smell a rom com.

But what we’ve really enjoyed is the photo and everyone trying to write the best caption.

Is it this the best caption?

https://twitter.com/robmanuel/status/954072742718042112

Or is it this the best caption?

Jo & Henry, a tragicomic British indie, is out now. No stars, The Guardian. pic.twitter.com/uw1YhLdrg4

— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) January 18, 2018

Or what about this one?

All irregularities will be handled by the forces controlling each dimension. Transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is life… Saphire and Steel have been asigned. pic.twitter.com/V67xNCHmRg

— Robert Webb (@arobertwebb) January 18, 2018

No, it’s clearly this one. This is the best caption.

“I was working as a racist in a cocktail bar, when I met you” pic.twitter.com/1iRlBaLh4b

— Scott Ballantyne (@Moosedog23) January 18, 2018

Please suggest your own caption ideas in the comments on Facebook or Twitter.