Our 10 favourite jokes about the UKIP leader spotted on the Tube with his racist girlfriend

Picture of the week was the moment so-called UKIP Leader Harry Bolton was spotted on the tube with his racist girlfriend – despite having said he’d dump her over her horrible remarks over the people’s princess Meghan Markle.

“Ukip leader says he still loves former girlfriend who sent ‘racist’ texts” reports the Guardian and we smell a rom com.

But what we’ve really enjoyed is the photo and everyone trying to write the best caption. Here are our favourites.

1.

“I was working as a racist in a cocktail bar, when I met you” pic.twitter.com/1iRlBaLh4b

— Scott Ballantyne (@Moosedog23) January 18, 2018

2.

Jo & Henry, a tragicomic British indie, is out now. No stars, The Guardian. pic.twitter.com/uw1YhLdrg4

— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) January 18, 2018

3.

All irregularities will be handled by the forces controlling each dimension. Transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is life… Saphire and Steel have been asigned. pic.twitter.com/V67xNCHmRg

— Robert Webb (@arobertwebb) January 18, 2018

4.

https://twitter.com/robmanuel/status/954072742718042112

5.

Me and Emilia Fox on hearing the cancellation of Randall and Hopkirk pic.twitter.com/dSL2NlhiFt

— bob mortimer (@RealBobMortimer) January 19, 2018

6.

We asked you for some of your ideas, and here are the best…

7.

Malfoy and TinTin were equally dismayed at how they’d both let themselves go. “It’s radio only for us now” said TinTin.

— paul cooke (@paulcookewine) January 19, 2018

8.

George and Mildred – The Early Years.

— Papa Meads (@alecmeadows) January 19, 2018

9.

“I’ll never get to Westminster now. Let’s get off at the next stop. It’s Barking”

— John Hess (@johnbhess) January 19, 2018

10.

Alexa, show me a metaphor for how isolated, sad and lonely Britain will be after Brexit.

— Clanky (@Clanky74) January 19, 2018

Please suggest your own caption ideas in the comments on Facebook or Twitter.