Chris Tarrant has admitted drink driving and this is the best joke you’ll see
Chris Tarrant has admitted drink driving and we wouldn’t ordinarily bother you with it but it’s prompted lots of jokes of which this is the very best.
I hope that when Chris Tarrant gets sentenced for drink driving the judge sentences him to 40 hours community service, tears up the paper while saying 'but we don't want to give you that', and then sends him to prison.
— Phil Hodges (@pghodges) January 18, 2018
And honourable mentions to this lot.
1.
Chris Tarrant has been banned for drink driving. Looks like he’ll have to phone a friend if he needs a lift.
— Tony Shepherd (@tonysheps) January 18, 2018
2.
"How do you plead?"
"Not guilty."
*incredibly long pause* "Is that your final answer?"— Robert Ramsay (@MothTwiceborn) January 18, 2018
3.
It's a good job Chris Tarrant likes travelling by train!
— Adam Leyton (@AdamLeyton) January 18, 2018
4.
Wife sat in the back.
“She looks absolutely petrified”.— Mr.Bub (@DragonbubZee) January 18, 2018
5.
Never mind 'Phone a Friend' Chris Tarrant should have phoned a taxi.
— Chris Durning (@rtisantraveller) January 18, 2018
