Grumpy man-babies edited women out of The Last Jedi and its stars’ response was glorious
A bunch of MRAs – that’s ‘Men’s Rights Activists’ – were unhappy that there were a lot of women in the new Star Wars film, The Last Jedi.
So they recut it to take them all out, which left only 46 minutes but they appeared to think it was an improvement.
A film writer called Priscilla Page came across their new version and this is what she made of it.
ahhaahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahhhhhaaaahahahha pic.twitter.com/Uz2JfF8Snf
— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) January 16, 2018
But then the stars of the film found about it too, and it was at this point that it all turned rather glorious.
First, the film’s writer and director Rian Johnson.
Priscilla hits all the major points here but I’ll just add hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha https://t.co/f0bKJ9NeUe
— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) January 16, 2018
Then Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill.
https://twitter.com/HamillHimself/status/953312313758564352
Then John Boyega, who plays Finn.
https://twitter.com/JohnBoyega/status/953395150356705280
And back to Luke Skywalker again.
Good to know we're on the same page, son. https://t.co/5hA1pd7CPM
— @HamillHimself (@HamillHimself) January 16, 2018
Here’s what film critic @sidizenkane made of their responses.
No instance of fandom petulance has ever been dunked on this hard by creators pic.twitter.com/gFCu9ts0P7
— Siddhant Adlakha (@SidizenKane) January 16, 2018
The recut of the film, which was posted to the file sharing site Pirate Bay, is called The Last Jedi: De-Feminized Fanedit (aka the Chauvinist Cut).
Changes include Princess Leia, whose role is edited so she no longer “scolds, questions nor demotes” the rebel fighter pilot Poe Dameron, and Captain Phasma, who meets a swift end.
This is because “women are naturally weaker than men, she isn’t force-sensitive, and we know nothing about any exoskeleton in her suit”.
Right.
so all of Luke’s scenes are just Mark Hamill grumbling to himself on a remote island?
— 🎃Chelsea S Pumpkins🎃 (@chelsea_xtian) January 16, 2018
Does it include the milking scene? I mean. unless those were male seacows….
— Chris Tierney 🐧 (@stunt_penguin) January 16, 2018
I looked at a list of the changes. they specifically cut out the milking scene with no explanation
the entire list is absolutely hilarious
— Shiny (@ShinyShark75net) January 16, 2018
I couldn’t find the full list, but I found one of the short versions, with all misspellings included. pic.twitter.com/8bq3VDxnPG
— Erkhyan Samoelison 🇲🇬🇫🇷🇺🇸 (@Erkhyan) January 16, 2018
Someone asked whether they cut out the part where Poe cuddles BB-8 but I haven’t seen the answer to whether Droid affection is allowed in their world. Lol
— General Huttslayer | Tracey (@Gen_Huttslayer) January 16, 2018
I think ‘droid affection’ is their ultimate goal tbh
— cólz (@colz) January 16, 2018
Some people still weren’t happy though.
shout out to Richard & Brandon for being enormous babymen and not caring who knows it. so brave pic.twitter.com/uhtMqja1Tr
— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) January 16, 2018
some very thoughtful responses about THE LAST JEDI in my mentions tonight pic.twitter.com/x5xHJjkVch
— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) January 16, 2018