People are making up reasons why Donald Trump cancelled his London visit and it will make you proud to be British
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#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because they build staircases out of apples and pears. Structurally unsound!!
— Enough of That v2.018 (@AndyGilder) January 12, 2018
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#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because I found out, from some very important people (I know the best people) that the “underground” is sometimes not. pic.twitter.com/7MQGFQF6YX
— [:mikefox] (@turbogeek421) January 12, 2018
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#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because this map makes no sense. BAD! pic.twitter.com/ar53RePN9Y
— Tim Ireland (@bloggerheads) January 12, 2018
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#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because between the United States and the United Kingdom, there is a lot of… water. BIG water. OCEAN water.
— Nick Owen (@TheRealNicko91) January 12, 2018
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#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because the cabs are black
— Shell (@shells_twits) January 12, 2018
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#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because Bigly Ben has bigger hands that I do.
— Rachel Delahaye Lefever (@RachelDelahaye) January 12, 2018
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#ICancelledMyTripToLondon
I found out what Brits mean when they say “trump”.— ShonkySh*nIsAMankyMan (@rachelherriotts) January 12, 2018
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#ICancelledMyTripToLondon Because President Obama agreed to sell our London Embassy in October 2008, 3 months before he became President
— Tony O'Brien (@Chanctonman) January 12, 2018
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#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because they didn't have any covfefe.
— Joanne Harris (@Joannechocolat) January 12, 2018
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I cancelled my trip to London because Elephant and Castle is such a misleading name, there is no castle or elephant in sight. Sad.
— Chris Quilietti (@ChrisQ_1) January 12, 2018
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#ICancelledMyTripToLondon Because London Bridge Is Falling Down. Those Brits have awful infrastructure. Such a shithole. We have the best. Really great infrastructure. Our bridges are the strongest. Like, very very strong.
— Psychotherapian (@ian_argent) January 12, 2018
