“Royal family reacts to news that Trump has cancelled UK visit”

News reaches POKE HQ that Trump has cancelled his UK trip and we enjoyed this joke:

Trump himself is claiming the reason is because of some bollocks about the Embassy

Which has been widely debunked

Although that won’t stop many news services reporting it as it’s what the President has said, and that’s largely why our entire news ecosystem is broken, as it can’t cope with lies fed into it by the big boss.

But the real reason is obvious:

We’re actually disappointed as the Poke was looking forward to organising some image competitions to design protest posters people could carry.

But this tweet speaks for everyone: