Most enjoyable stat you’ll see this week
No wonder Man Utd manager Jose Mourinho looks so grumpy these days.
366 – Jose Mourinho has now spent twice as long living in Manchester's Lowry Hotel as the 183 days Alan Partridge spent living in the Linton Travel Tavern. Settled. @OptaJoe 🏨
— Yahoo Sport UK (@YahooSportUK) January 4, 2018
It even took its toll on Alan by the end. Let’s hope he manages to make the porn on his telly work.
Bet he’s dismantled a few Corby trouser presses by now
— Nick Loftus (@ndwloftus) January 5, 2018
And has a 12 inch plate in his room
— Paul Wainwright (@paulmoondog26) January 5, 2018
— Stephen Boag (@clydebankbhoy) January 5, 2018
Wonder if they still provide him with female sanitary products?
— Jack Pennington (@jpennington92) January 5, 2018
— Matthew Graham (@mattyg459) January 5, 2018
And just in case you were in danger of taking this too seriously.
For the record, I was reminded again today by a pal that too much is made of Mourinho and his stay at The Lowry. He lives in a serviced apartment with a personal chef. Not quite Alan Partridge and the Linton Travelodge as its generally perceived!
— Alistair Fergusson (@Fergie1975) January 4, 2018
He DOES enjoy a ladyboy though, and that’s a proven scientific fact.