Most enjoyable stat you’ll see this week
No wonder Man Utd manager Jose Mourinho looks so grumpy these days.
It even took its toll on Alan by the end. Let’s hope he manages to make the porn on his telly work.
Bet he’s dismantled a few Corby trouser presses by now
— Nick Loftus (@ndwloftus) January 5, 2018
And has a 12 inch plate in his room
— Paul Wainwright (@paulmoondog26) January 5, 2018
— Stephen Boag (@clydebankbhoy) January 5, 2018
Wonder if they still provide him with female sanitary products?
— Jack Pennington (@jpennington92) January 5, 2018
— Matthew Graham (@mattyg459) January 5, 2018
And just in case you were in danger of taking this too seriously.
For the record, I was reminded again today by a pal that too much is made of Mourinho and his stay at The Lowry. He lives in a serviced apartment with a personal chef. Not quite Alan Partridge and the Linton Travelodge as its generally perceived!
— Alistair Fergusson (@Fergie1975) January 4, 2018
He DOES enjoy a ladyboy though, and that’s a proven scientific fact.
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