The Government rejects petition to get Blue Peter to design a new British passport

News reaches the world-weary Brexit Desk at Poke HQ that the Government have rejected a petition to “Let a Blue Peter competition design the New British Passport.”

Yes. We regret to inform you that the internet is at it again.

We’re not taking the piss. This is a real petition:

Although rejected as the Government doesn’t choose what goes into Blue Peter competitions:

There aren’t half some stupid petitions aren’t there?

Although The Poke fully backs this one:

Source: Twitter/@rejectpetitions