Tory MPs want £120m of lottery money to buy a new royal yacht. The only 8 tweets you need

50 Tory MPs have had a spiffing wheeze – to launch a new lottery game to raise the £120m needed to pay for a new royal yacht.

Not just any yacht, you’ll understand, but a royal yacht Britannia to “showcase post-Brexit Britain and bring trade to our shores’.

Oh yes it will! (Well, it IS panto season). Here are our favourite responses to this ingenious idea online.

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