Responses to this are like finding a present you missed under the tree
This charming fella had something to get off his chest on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/AzakFeverCOYG/status/946447672034111489
The replies might not have been all he hoped for, however.
1.
I'm not a Muslim but that is one of the worst plates of Scran I've ever fucking seen
— Ross McCafferty (@RossMcCaff) December 28, 2017
2.
Fella that sauasage is still quaking
— 3 (@B3astial) December 28, 2017
Pigs don't quack you mug. They oink. Completely wrong. AF
— AZAK 🇬🇧 (@AzakFeverCOYG) December 28, 2017
Dear AZAK, if you are going to insist on being a #bigot, please learn about our wonderful language and what different words mean. You do not even need to buy a dictionary as @Google will help you, allowing you more money to eat more raw sausages. pic.twitter.com/6XjXKgiI6S
— Captain Starkiller (@cpnStarkiller) December 29, 2017
3.
Baked Beans and Potatoes came from South America via Spain, ketchup is Chinese, and sausages are Greek you embarrassing fucktard
— ohchrisburton (@ohchrisburton) December 28, 2017
4.
Never mind upsetting anyone, it’s your stomach I’m concerned about. Those sausages are bloody raw.
— Steve West (@westy1308) December 28, 2017
5.
I'm sure other people have pointed out nothing on that plate originated in Britain.
Also note sure why you think sausages offend anybody of any religion.
Well those ones might. Learn to cook mate, those sausages look the colour of a racist after too much sun and stella.
— Tony Kennick 🎭 Sir John Middleton (@thegreatgonzo) December 28, 2017
6.
Potatoes from South America, tomatoes, also from South America, beans, ditto, sausages, likely brought to these shores by the Romans. Modern Britain, welcoming to different cultures until bigot Christmas last June.
— Fred McElwaine (@gingermarauder) December 28, 2017
7.
What I think @GordonRamsay would say upon sight of this: pic.twitter.com/4LQm4CpPAw
— Kelly Marie (@km_butler) December 28, 2017
8.
Great bravery in trying to restore public trust in raw pork, despite the warnings of the scientific community. You’re doing the lord’s work.
— 🌹Tío de Ansiedad🌹 (@Uncle_Worry) December 28, 2017
And yet, despite all that, he was still missing the point.
Look at replies. Loads of abuse. All regarding the sausages. This is modern Britain. It's now "offensive" to have sausage for dinner. Muslims have taken over this country. Fucking annoying. Piss off idiots. AF
— AZAK 🇬🇧 (@AzakFeverCOYG) December 28, 2017
It’s not offensive to have sausages for dinner. Just your sausages.
Lots of stick for mixing ketuchup and beans. Sorry I'm not 13. Think I've outgrown being worried about it mixing. Tastes nice. Two flavours combining. Sensual. Different. A nice experience. AF
— AZAK 🇬🇧 (@AzakFeverCOYG) December 28, 2017
Which got us thinking … it’s got to be a spoof account. Tell us it’s a spoof account. Anyone? We’re off for a fry-up. Sausages well done, please.
