He literally doesn’t understand how clothes work and the responses fit just perfectly
Over to Bill O’Reilly for our tip of the day. That’s Bill O’Reilly, who paid out $45m, along with his former employer Fox News, to settle sexual misconduct with colleagues and other people.
Thanks Bill! Do you think, by any chance, you might have got that the wrong way round?
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I sued Levi’s for just this. Sure, I’d put on 25 pounds but they paid me $32 million to go away because that’s just how it’s done. Thanks, Bill!
— Jason Baldock (@jason_baldock) December 20, 2017
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So…you created a conspiracy theory instead of admitting you’ve gained weight?
— Holy City Sinner (@HolyCitySinner) December 20, 2017
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You got fat bro, deal with it
— Ken Reid (@KennethWReid) December 20, 2017
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This rock bottom imbecile literally doesn’t understand why his clothes don’t fit anymore, and people consider him “the news.” pic.twitter.com/P8jURE7MDH
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) December 20, 2017
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This is an insane persons rationalization for getting fatter. You’ve gone up a size girl, embrace your curves you monster
— adam pally (@adampally) December 21, 2017
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holy shit, this dude lies about *everything*
— Richard Lawler (@rjcc) December 20, 2017
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Someone complained on O’Reilly’s behalf and got a (presumably) automated reply which made it even funnier.
You’d think with $32 million less walking around cash on you, clothes would fit less snug. @LandsEnd MUST be skimping on the flannel. #fatbills #theoreillyfatter
— Clifford Scott (@Cliffordshs) December 20, 2017
Hello Clifford. We are sorry for any disappointment. Our items are Guaranteed. Period. Please click here to view instructions for making a return – https://t.co/wFub6noymM .
— Ask Lands’ End (@AskLandsEnd) December 20, 2017
Oh, I’m fine! Thanks for getting back to me. It’s @BillOReilly that seems to have the problem. Hear that Bill! They guarantee your “work” shirt. #theoreillyfatter
— Clifford Scott (@Cliffordshs) December 20, 2017
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Never forget. pic.twitter.com/KnLanue0Oh
— BigfootKix (@BigfootKix) December 20, 2017
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— Shanen (@ShanenMayu) December 20, 2017
