The internet is giggling about Damian Green being sacked after porn being found on his computer and here’s the funniest 10 tweets
Government ministers and porn enthusiast Damian Green sacked from his cabinet post, not for wanking at work, but for fibbing in the resultant media storm.
But the wanking is going to be the only think anyone cares about so here’s 10 tweets from internet jokesters giggling about it.
1. I SPY A WANKING JOKE!
Mrs May not amused I am told when she noticed that several pages of Damian Green’s resignation letter appeared to be stuck together.
— Tim Walker (@ThatTimWalker) December 20, 2017
2. Another wanking joke
Now Damian Green's got time on his hands as well
— Sue Perkins (@sueperkins) December 20, 2017
3. This other wanking joke
Damian Green resigns. Mrs May saw him as a steady pair of hands. The trouble is they weren’t always where they should have been.
— Tim Walker (@ThatTimWalker) December 20, 2017
4. Yep more wanking jokes – this one a poem. Nice.
https://twitter.com/DivineDigit/status/943590112969003009
5. Another joke about wanking
BREAKING: Deputy PM Damian Green resigns from government ‘to spend more time with his laptop.’
— The DM Reporter (@DMReporter) December 20, 2017
6. Guess what… It’s a joke about wanking
Theresa May’s deputy Damian Green has quit after an inquiry into sex allegations. Presumably to clear his name rather than watch porn on a computer
— Kevin Maguire (@Kevin_Maguire) December 20, 2017
7. Yep it’s a wanking joke
Damian Green has resigned, on the condition that he was allowed to keep his work computer… #kitileaks
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 20, 2017
8. Wanking joke ahoy – with a Christmas pun. Hooray!
Theresa May looks like she will 'whitewash' the investigation into Damian Green's behaviour – both with Porn in the office and accusations of sexual harrassment. A Christmas present for her oldest political friend… #ToryShambles pic.twitter.com/knbwHsArKY
— Not So Strong (@StrongerStabler) December 14, 2017
9. Wanking jokes are going to follow Damian around like a bad smell aren’t they?
Was this voluntary, or did he require a little tug? https://t.co/H2qJGGDXgV
— hrtbps (@hrtbps) December 20, 2017
10. And stone the crows! This one doesn’t mention wanking!
If Damian Green was poor; he'd be hit with at least a 3 month universal credit for resigning from his job…..
— A (@grumpy_tearex) December 20, 2017
And we’ll leave the final comment to Labour MP Richard Burgon who writes
“Arguably the Prime Minister’s main prop of support – de facto Deputy Prime Minister Damian Green – has had to resign. This failing Tory Government has the stench of death about it.”
And that’s not the only stench around Damian Green’s laptop is it?
