All the Damian Green jokes you need right now (plus a few more)

Damian Green’s been sacked by Theresa May after he lied about allegations that porn was found on his work computer.

Here’s every Damian Green gag you need right now. And then some more.

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Cabinet gives Damian Green his leaving present. pic.twitter.com/pEv7U8G123

— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) December 21, 2017

2.

"Hello IT department? Weird question – why has the broadband suddenly sped up?" pic.twitter.com/NkueCH1JKp

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) December 20, 2017

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BREAKING: Deputy PM Damian Green resigns from government ‘to spend more time with his laptop.’

— The DM Reporter (@DMReporter) December 20, 2017

4.

When negotiating you need to make sure you're absolutely trustworthy, that your word is your bond.
In unrelated news, David Davis who said he'd resign if Damian Green was sacked, isn't going to resign.

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) December 20, 2017

5.

Theresa May, in this letter to Damian Green, doesn’t seem fully to understand how the concept of “resignation” works. pic.twitter.com/6YlGt0x7e6

— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) December 20, 2017

6.

Damian Green resigns. Mrs May saw him as a steady pair of hands. The trouble is they weren’t always where they should have been.

— Tim Walker (@ThatTimWalker) December 20, 2017

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.@DamianGreen has not resigned. He was sacked by his lifelong friend, @theresa_may pic.twitter.com/jAFSycwYlT

— Robert Peston (@Peston) December 20, 2017

8.

The Mail are actually mourning an old bastard caught tugging himself off like he’s a fallen war hero. Unreal pic.twitter.com/r09wM9mLCH

— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) December 20, 2017

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Damian Green has resigned, on the condition that he was allowed to keep his work computer… #kitileaks

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 20, 2017