This man is taking Brexit far too literally

Here’s what happened, according to the report in Metro.

“A man climbed into a really big hole in his garden and refused to get out. Firefighters were called after the unnamed person launched the bizarre stunt at his home in Catherine Way, Batheaston, which is two miles east of Bath.”

And here’s what a neighbour told the Bath Chronicle.

“It started at about 4am this morning when there was a lot of shouting and screaming coming from the house opposite me. The young man’s family was outside trying to get him back in the house. They called the specialist in and they put together a kind of crane over the hole and then tried to go down and get him.”

Mr Davis, is that you? David?