Someone’s done the Band Aid lyrics as a dialogue
Here’s a song you may have heard once or twice at this time of year.
BAND AID: there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time!
AFRICA: actually we-
BAND AID: where nothing ever grows!
AFRICA: that's not the issue, colonisation-
BAND AID: no rain or rivers flow!
AFRICA: if you'd just listen
BONO: tonight thank god it's them
AFRICA: what the fu— A Muppet Christmas Carl (@TVsCarlKinsella) December 20, 2017
And the all-important contrary view.
All depends on which version you’re listening to, we reckon.
Or …
We can’t even think about the other version. Or have we got these the wrong way round?
