These ‘four word Christmas horror stories’ will strike a chord. Now send us yours
Those magical Christmas moments, nailed by @SoVeryBritish.
Four-word Christmas horror stories:
Going to the shops
There’s nowhere to park
We’re out of cheese
Let’s play a game!
Delivered to a neighbour
The family have arrived
Get out the fridge
End of the sellotape
Decided what you want?
I’ll have a think
Don’t get me anything— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) December 16, 2017
Lots of people had suggestions of their own.
My four word #Christmas problems:
Did you get batteries?
Can I exchange it?
Find me the receipt x— Meleri Christmas 🎄 (@melerijenks) December 16, 2017
And not forgetting:
Sorry but I’m vegetarian— Sara Gowman (@moomin2sg) December 16, 2017
Where’s the TV remote?
Got anything for indigestion?
Just resting my eyes!
Well it is Christmas!
Sorry we missed you.
Shall we play charades?— Nicole (@MisoMiss) December 18, 2017
Nigel Farage is outside.
— Mr Jones Remoans #FBPE (@mr_jonestweets) December 17, 2017
Cheer up it's Christmas.
— Saul Bennett (@SaulBennett78) December 17, 2017
Your order has substitutions 🌲😩
— ✨Rich✨™ (@RichieD_) December 18, 2017
Now send us yours!
