Epic response to Nigel Farage goes viral because it rings so true
You may have spotted Nigel Farage in the Daily Mail – where else? – revealing ‘the price he paid for Brexit’.
It prompted all sorts of responses but let’s begin with this one-liner by @mrdavidwhitley which turned into one of the most golden threads you’ll see this year.
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I hope his boiler breaks down. pic.twitter.com/FvWx3D2Ttc
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope he loses his car key, and getting it replaced is a costly bureaucratic nightmare. pic.twitter.com/DGmrWZUypT
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope the delivery he was waiting for arrives when he’s at the sorting office picking up the delivery he missed two days ago. pic.twitter.com/sVAi0aUqhZ
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope his favourite pub gets turned into a Zizzi. pic.twitter.com/lsRGSQBiD9
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope his bank makes him change his online banking password to something he’ll never remember, and he has to go through a needlessly complicated reset password procedure every time he tries to log on. pic.twitter.com/UEbceUAzmW
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope he goes to a toilet in a shopping centre, has a shit, then realises there’s no toilet paper. pic.twitter.com/Ra6S3aHfW2
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope he puts a washload on, forgets about it for two days, and when he finally opens the machine all his clothes have attained a permanently damp smell. pic.twitter.com/ixcCIBp7j2
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope he has to spend a day repeatedly going back to B&Q. pic.twitter.com/xQ6FkDVxyO
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope he gets home hungry, puts a ready meal in the oven while he has a shower, then comes back downstairs 25 minutes later to find he didn’t turn the oven on. pic.twitter.com/QtHW46vQpB
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope the chip in his passport breaks, so he has to stand in a queue every time rather than going through the e-gates. pic.twitter.com/fNlGOVldPP
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope he drops his phone in the urinal, leading to it only working intermittently, but being fine when he takes it into the phone shop to see if he can replace it for free under contract. pic.twitter.com/kJDnrerVLF
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope he gets a cotton bud stuck in his ear while trying to dewax it, then has to explain it to a nurse who keeps saying: “You do know it specifically says not to do that on the box, don’t you?” pic.twitter.com/cxMPL0ezbu
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope he spills a glass of red wine on his carpet, then when frantically trying to clean it, knocks the table, sending the rest of the bottle onto another bit of the carpet. pic.twitter.com/57y7lnRQj5
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope, while wrapping presents, he slightly misjudges the amount of wrapping paper needed, and has to start over again. Then, when there’s one present left, to run out of wrapping paper. pic.twitter.com/0PjPHsQMaz
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope he’s horrifically hungover and gets stuck in traffic with a really chatty taxi driver who just won’t take the hint. pic.twitter.com/mvmHjO1ZBo
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope Windows 10 does a massive update on his computer when he’s trying to print out tickets at the last minute. pic.twitter.com/BGE5DWg6OA
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope he’s away for bin day after Christmas, and his neighbours don’t put his bin out for him. pic.twitter.com/vSqUCZ4KmS
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope his favourite Quality Street is discontinued. pic.twitter.com/7In3MfjkRe
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
