‘Each Daily Mail front page is becoming more like me dealing with my kids’

John Plunkett. Updated December 16th, 2017

This will chime with anyone who’s got kids, or was one.

I like to think that with each Brexit front page The Mail is becoming more like me trying to deal with my kids. pic.twitter.com/YqGQKQymsh

— Jeremy Duns (@JeremyDuns) December 15, 2017

This was the inspiration, although frankly we’re still trying to get our heads round this one.

Self-consumed malcontents! Bit of a come-down after saboteurs and enemies of the people. Proud of yourself, @DailyMailUK ? pic.twitter.com/zMpRk9ezUe

— Francis Wheen (@FrancisWheen) December 14, 2017

I love the idea that the attacks get progressively milder and more like a peeved parent. In January, 'FRANKLY UNIMPRESSIVE', February, 'WE'RE NOT ANGRY, JUST DISAPPOINTED', March 'HMMMM' and so on.

— Jeremy Duns (@JeremyDuns) December 14, 2017

So where does the Daily Mail go next? Share your favourite peeved parental one-liners in the comments.