These Christmas “real life story” magazines have to been seen to be believed – they are hilariously dark

Loving this “Chrimbo Crazy” edition of Pick Me Up! spotted by @Nickw84 over on Twitter – it’s comically dark. Like a modern penny dreadful spruced up for Christmas.

Highlights include

* Losing My Leg… BEST GIFT EVER!
* LAST CHRISTMAS? My Lad’s Big Fight
* XMAS EVIL – Bloodlust Of A Baby Killer
* THROAT SLASHED AFTER WORK DO – We’ve Cheated Death Four Times

All your favourite Christmas content in one place.

However Pick Me Up! have competition from That’s Life as spotted by @Mortimerfilms over on Twitter.

And their highlights include:

* Season’s Cheating – Hubby bonked our teen lodger at XMAS DINNER
* Xmas horror! Sick Dad dressed as SANTA then raped up
* Mum’s Xmas Miracle – a ghost gave me triplets
* I Found Mum MURDERED under my Xmas tree

Wow – that’s even darker than the first one. Well done That’s Life for truly lifting the mood and filling us full of Xmas spirit.

MERRY CHRISTMAS POKE READERS. WE LOVE YOU.

Source: Twitter/@nickw84