Larry the Cat’s 12 Days of Christmas will get you in exactly the right festive spirit
Marvellous stuff, with the perfect payoff. By @Number10cat on Twitter.
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 1, 2017
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate them.— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 2, 2017
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate them.— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 3, 2017
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate them.— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 4, 2017
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate the birds. Sold the rings. Bought more birds. Ate them too.— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 5, 2017
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, six geese a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
Goose omelette.— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 6, 2017
