Backing Republican loser Roy Moore is yet another triumph for Nigel Farage

John Plunkett. Updated December 13th, 2017

After backing failed Republican candidate Roy Moore in the Alabama Senate race, former UKIP leader Nigel ‘kiss of death’ Farage showed he has lost none of his magic tough.

Yet again, Nigel Farage sprinkles his magical election-winning stardust over one of his squalid chums. Totting it up, this now brings Farage’s legendary electoral success rate to oh hang on it’s still zero. pic.twitter.com/435OYcYlLe

— Nicholas Pegg (@NicholasPegg) December 13, 2017

*Roy Moore is a homophobic nonce who wants to deny women the vote*

American voters:
I could go either way on this one if I’m honest

*Nigel Farage endorses Moore*

American voters:
Tell me more about the democrat

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) December 13, 2017

https://twitter.com/KathyBurke/status/940843963904397312

"Hello Roy from Alabama. The first electoral defeat is always the worst, it gets easier. Thanks for calling." pic.twitter.com/2uvOv2K8ko

— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) December 13, 2017

I’m glad we finally have a word to describe the opposite of viagra…

— Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) December 13, 2017

Farage, n, a substance which induces impotence.

— Paul Smith (@SmithRamparts) December 13, 2017

No doubt he'll be on Question Time very soon to talk about it.

— Alan McWhan (@Alan_McWhan) December 13, 2017

And while it’s great that Roy Moore failed to get elected, the relief on everyone’s face is a sign perhaps of just how low we’ve had to set the bar in 2017.

White supremacists, misogynists, racists, people who yearn for the return of slavery, men who get evicted from malls for harassing teenage girls, antisemites, your guy took one helluva beating! #Moore #alabama

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) December 13, 2017

To sum up how bleak 2017 has been 'Nazi endorsed, Racist paedophile doesn't win' is currently a reason for international celebration.

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) December 13, 2017

10.

[Streamers fly overhead, people worldwide cheer with joy, fireworks go off lighting up the sky with joy]
"What are we celebrating?"
"The racist paedophile cowboy only received 49% of the vote!"

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) December 13, 2017