How you like to slice your toast is today’s burning issue

It started off as an innocent enough question but divided the nation like nothing we’ve seen since Brexit. Well, we might exaggerate a tiny bit.

How do you slice yours? @iam_jlc @louistheroux @ThePoke pic.twitter.com/XVSPaV6s8s

— Paul Disley (@pauldisley) 21 November 2017

We’ve always thought toast tasted better sliced diagonally. Here’s what everyone else thought.

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1.. everything tastes better in triangles do not even try and play me

— bethany 🌹 (@BethJaneGriffin) December 11, 2017

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Butter the edges and I’ll have a think

— Shannon. (@shannonhx_) December 11, 2017

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I want to believe that they’ve made up number 3 just for this tweet.

— Vincent Jordan (@VJ7817) December 11, 2017

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2 at home. 1 everywhere else. And properly toasted. Not warm bread as illustrated.

— cartuja (@cartujakds) December 11, 2017