These 20 topical Christmas cracker gags will have you moaning until Christmas Day

Stand by your stockings, everyone, here’s the top 20 topical Christmas cracker gags as voted for by the great British public.

TV channel Gold challenged people to come up with their best topical jokes and here are the 20 funniest according to a vote on Twitter.

But can you do better? Send us yours in the comments and we’ll pick a winner.

1.

Why was Theresa May sacked as Nativity Manager? She couldn’t run a stable government

2.

Why don’t Southern Rail train guards share Advent Calendars? They want to open the doors themselves

3.

What’s the difference between Ryanair and Santa? Santa flies at least once a year

4.

Kim Jong Un will play Santa this year in the South’s annual pantomime. He said he fancied a Korea change

5.

Why did Donald Trump continuously decorate the Christmas tree? Because people kept saying ‘moron’ to him

6.

Why was the planned Ryanair TV documentary scrapped? They were unable to air a pilot

7.

Which TV Christmas special is being filmed in Brussels this year? Deal or No Deal

8.

Theresa May has asked Santa for a home makeover this year. First thing on the list was a new Cabinet

9.

What did Bruce Forsyth say when the Christmas pheasant repeated on him? ‘Good game, good game’

10.

Why did Jeremy Corbyn ask people not to eat sprouts on Christmas day? He wants to give peas a chance