Turns out it’s only 12 sausage rolls if you read the small print
This is definitely one for BBC1’s Watchdog (if it’s even still going. Is it still going?).
have u ever seen anything so brazen pic.twitter.com/WYqW3UsEK3
— Dan Douglas (@dandouglas) December 2, 2017
Yes it’s 12 sausage rolls, but only if you read the small print.
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That’s some kind of bullshit right there. It did, however, prompt plenty of entertaining replies on Twitter.
hey here's a 6-pack of fun-size mars bars 🙂 [hands u a single regular mars bar]
— Dan Douglas (@dandouglas) December 2, 2017
That works the other way though.
"How many sausage rolls did you eat?"
"Just the one".
— Rob King (@robert_p_king) December 2, 2017
*some disassembly required
— Jason Wilson (@WhizzoUK) December 2, 2017
"Happy Christmas Dad, I got you a six-pack!"
"But son, there's only one can?"
"Use the breadknife …"— Sam Dolan (@etymologic) December 2, 2017
By this logic you can neck a bottle of wine in one go and it only counts as a glass I think.
— Kev (@KevBLloyd) December 3, 2017
As if that wasn’t bad enough, the apostrophe is superfluous.
— Sunny Neuroshima (@Tube_driver) December 2, 2017
Bet it could be a 24 pack of you actually put effort into this.
— Emperor Bob (@wdwvacationdad) December 3, 2017
It’s called ‘bread crumbs.’
— Grayson & Mom (@sheltie_grayson) December 3, 2017
Except that wasn’t the thing some people were angry about.
got a few meat eaters getting in touch to tell me quorn is vile and a few vegans getting in touch to tell me quorn is vile https://t.co/vdhktozOep
— Dan Douglas (@dandouglas) December 2, 2017
guys I didn't buy these and I can't eat them anyway, please stop roasting me in the quote tweets
— Dan Douglas (@dandouglas) December 3, 2017
