If you read only one Donald Trump transcript this week, read this one

Donald Trump thinks the US air force has got an invisible fighter plane. Not just invisible on radar. REALLY invisible.

Like the rubbish invisible plane in Wonder Woman or the rubbish invisible car in Die Another Day.

Here’s Trump talking to the US coast guard today.

And a genuine transcript of what he said.


Oh, and that invisible plane he’s talking about. Yep, barely visible.


Donald Trump interviews are even scarier when you read the transcript