‘Guess when it’s a turkey he asks for permission’
Here’s Donald Trump doing the annual White House tradition of ‘pardoning’ a turkey for Thanksgiving. Here’s what happened, with the perfect caption.
Guess when it's a turkey he asks permission. pic.twitter.com/aCv2gS8bVD
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) November 21, 2017
Maybe he remembered this.
he learned his lesson from last time he tried to touch without asking*
*please note, this only applies to birds pic.twitter.com/O44mlRzVT7
— Ari Ferarri🌜 (@AriFerarri) November 21, 2017
.I can’t wait for his tweet when the turkey doesn’t thank him for the pardon.
— Philip Corrente (@pcorrente) November 21, 2017
Rumour had it instead of pardoning a turkey, Trump would go round and kill all the turkeys pardoned by Barack Obama.
It appears that didn’t happen.
President Trump didn’t pardon the whole turkey, just the white meat.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) November 21, 2017
Today, we continued a wonderful American Tradition at the White House. Drumstick and Wishbone will live out their days in the beautiful Blue Ridge Mountains at Gobbler’s Rest… pic.twitter.com/fsS8B8f5UR
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 21, 2017
And in the unlikely event you need reminding.
Guess who said this?
Harvey Weinstein — facing long police investigations
Charlie Rose — sacked after multiple allegations
Bill Cosby — been through one court case, faces another
Kevin Spacey — career has collapsed, may be prosecuted
Donald Trump — American President pic.twitter.com/B3rPczYkWy— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) November 21, 2017