Someone has trolled 4chan into drinking onion juice to be more “manly”

4chan is famous for being horrible, right wing and trolling the world. But can the trolls be trolled? Happily the answer is YES.

“4Chan /pol/ users are eating onions in an effort to increase their testosterone, and it’s not going well” says @Willsommer over on Twitter.

Time and again, science has confirmed that onion and its juice boost testosterone levels — sometimes threefold.

So, I just attempted to drink a cup – a single cup – of onion juice. Needless to say, consuming onion juice was a trying, though masculine, experience, and my entire home smells as if an uncleaned NFL locker room and Mexican kitchen converged upon a single point. I can feel the onion juice flowing through my body, coming into contact with every organ, every cell, and every bodily fluid.

I don’t think I’m going to be able to leave the house for a week. I tried taking a shower, but the steam combined with the onion odor emanating from my body only exacerbated the problem.

Did I mention I peppered onion powder in the onion juice?

Though this has been an overwhelming experience, I feel far more energetic, youthful, and virile. I might try this once or twice more to get the full experience. I am in need of a testosterone boost, and thus am willing to smell like an onion for a few weeks or months.

Now, this could be revolutionary if /ck/ jumped on board with our new discovery. With increased testosterone levels, we could reassert ourselves as a force in the culinary world, in society, in our communities, in the world. Who would’ve thought that onion juice would restore traditionalism to the world? No wonder the South Koreans seem so strong in 2017. They consume the most onion of any nation in the world — and it shows!

…And, at the end of the day, the juice of a little root plant saved Western civilization.

I use garlic as an antibiotic sometimes. I cut up the cloves, let it sit for a few mins and then mix it with V8 to make it palatable. You could try going half onion half V8. but like you said in OP the smell will still come out of your pores and people won’t want to be around you. I don’t recommend it unless your spending the day alone.

I just tried to eat an onion and almost puked. I bit into it like an apple and was instantly filled with burning regret. I had to spit it into the garbage. My mouth is still on fire.

“Now the /pol/ users are arguing over whether leftists are tricking them into drinking onion juice as a trap. But so far, onions are winning out.” notes @Willsommer over on Twitter.

Source: Twitter/@willsommer