Gives a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Hospital’
Breaking news from the Metro newspaper, which reports that a man was taken to hospital after he got an eel stuck up his anus while he was drunk.
He refused to tell doctors how it got there.
Doctors said the Asian swamp eel had wriggled its way up the man’s body and was causing a serious obstruction.
The eel – a delicacy in coastal China – was eventually removed from the man’s body and he is now recovering in hospital.
The eel, removed at a hospital in eastern China, will be dining out on this story for weeks.
🎶Tried to make himself come,
With a fish up his bum.
That's a moray.🎶 https://t.co/IoihMT96uu— T'Other Simon (@TOther_Simon) November 17, 2017
"Crack team' of doctors. Quality work from the subs there. Anyway @buscemian it looks like your eel mishap got you in the papers again https://t.co/1Vm7Q0zKLq
— James Robinson (@jamesisrobinson) November 17, 2017
The key detail from this terrific #HeadlineOfTheDay suggestion by @MichaelOrmerod is – it has already happened three or four times this year https://t.co/CrLJNv4Hyb
— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) November 17, 2017
Let he who has not put an eel up his arse to see what that might feel like, throw the first stone.
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) November 17, 2017
