16 things overheard in Los Angeles which will make you roll your eyes
@Realoverheardla is a a Twitter account which posts stuff overheard in Los Angeles and it’s pretty amusing – here’s 16 of their best.
1.
actually overheard in ER:
nurse: "Who's the president?"
patient: "Oh GOD."— Kate Hart (@Kate_Hart) September 9, 2017
2.
Woman: "Excuse me, how long is this march going to go on for?"
Police office: "About 4 more years, lady."@DTLA City Hall
— Overheardla (@realoverheardla) January 22, 2017
3.
Adult: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
8-Year-Old: “I don’t know. The market will be so different then.”
— Overheardla (@realoverheardla) October 24, 2017
4.
"Ted Talks are like the millennial church."
— Overheardla (@realoverheardla) November 10, 2017
5.
"Can we break up somewhere else? This is my favorite Whole Foods."
— Overheardla (@realoverheardla) July 7, 2017
6.
"Fuck I got hacked!"
"Bank or Instagram?"
"Bank!"
"Oh, thank god."— Overheardla (@realoverheardla) June 1, 2017
7.
"The first time I did acid, I unfollowed all the Jenners and Kardashians on Instagram."
— Overheardla (@realoverheardla) July 5, 2017
8.
Can I get a glass of champagne?
Can I see your ID?
I left my ID at home but I can show you the Insta I posted on my 21st birthday in Vegas
— Overheardla (@realoverheardla) October 17, 2017
9.
*Homeless man holding sign Anything Helps
Girl: "I have some kombucha??"
Homeless Man: "What the fuck is that?"
— Overheardla (@realoverheardla) November 4, 2017
10.
Can you imagine marrying someone without having sex first?
I can't imagine having dinner with someone without having sex with them first.
— Overheardla (@realoverheardla) October 18, 2017
11.
Outside a club:
Girl Yelling: "I hope uber surges on you!"Girl 2: "I drove here, bitch."
— Overheardla (@realoverheardla) October 9, 2017
12.
Flight from LA:
Dad holding his newborn daughter up:
"Be a good baby okay, don't fuck this up for everyone."
— Overheardla (@realoverheardla) October 5, 2017
13.
"You seem like you're really loyal. Like you have bad taste in men but you stick by your shitty choices."
"Thank you."
— Overheardla (@realoverheardla) November 4, 2017
13.
"Dried mango is the beef jerky of Los Angeles."
— Overheardla (@realoverheardla) June 10, 2017
14.
Cashier: "Sign?"
Customer: "Sagittarius."
Cashier: "I meant I need your signature."— Overheardla (@realoverheardla) June 9, 2017
15.
"LA isn't meant to be lived in, it's a giant amusement park; you just stay as long as you can before you have to go home."
— Overheardla (@realoverheardla) May 22, 2017
16.
Dad: “Are these shirts bisexual?”
Salesperson: “You mean unisex?”
— Overheardla (@realoverheardla) October 22, 2017
