The responses to Nigel Farage are everything you’d hope for
Nigel Farage is back doing what he does best – talking balls on Twitter.
Responding to the Vatican’s decision to ban the sale of cigarettes on advice from the World Health Organisation, Farage had this to say.
And this is what everyone else had to say in response.
1.
YES!!! Keep smoking!
— Katherine Ryan (@Kathbum) November 10, 2017
2.
100 a day preferably. .unfiltered
— Soupdragon2 (@Realsoupdragon2) November 10, 2017
3.
Expert warns that smoking will kill you. Farage would rather die than listen to expert. We have gone peak Brexit. pic.twitter.com/LTsuXjn5uz
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 10, 2017
4.
You should stick some Asbestos up your cock, that’ll show those do gooders.
— John Rain ★ (@MrKenShabby) November 9, 2017
5.
Pilots are just another club of ‘clever people’ who want to bully and tell us what to do. Ignore. pic.twitter.com/nSR4qyvUeB
— Mister Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) November 10, 2017
6.
1. WHO is not banning it is the Vatican. You want the right to smoke fags in church?
2. WHO not a club but a world wide organisation of experts.
3. The term ‘clever people’ is only a pejorative if you are fearfully stupid.
4. You are a shit stirring cunt.— Mark Thomas (@markthomasinfo) November 10, 2017
7.
Never trust a man who thinks "clever" is an insult. https://t.co/QK778zTkzV
— Gary Bainbridge (@Gary_Bainbridge) November 10, 2017
8..
Those bloody experts at the World Health Organisation, coming over here, improving our health and helping to save people's lives… https://t.co/VL0ZhNRLi7
— James Melville (@JamesMelville) November 10, 2017
9.
The WHO have eradicated polio, helped eradicate smallpox and actively work in war zones to help injured people. You have… a crap show on a regional radio station and the face of a melted waxwork.
But please, do us all a favour and smoke yourself into oblivion.
— Mr. X 🏳️🌈🌹 (@LeftyTrot) November 9, 2017
10.
This is where the rot started: the ridiculous myth that “clever people” are stupid. Nigel, you’re a cockcloth. https://t.co/xB3UZHflY7
— Emma Kennedy (@EmmaKennedy) November 9, 2017
11.
THEY’LL BE TELLING US THE MOON CONTROLS THE TIDES NEXT. MIND CONTROL.
— James Bowen 🇪🇺 (@bowen_james) November 9, 2017
12.
HAHAHAHAHA HAHA holy fuck you’re a complete fucking moron
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) November 9, 2017
13.
The WHO also said you shouldn’t take your toaster into the bath. Just ignore them Nige
— RossH (@RossH1983) November 9, 2017
14.
“Don’t do that, you’ll literally die”
“BLOODY LIBERAL ELITE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO”
“From cancer, here are the stats”
“INTELLECTUAL BULLIES, SICK OF EXPERTS”— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 9, 2017
15.
Nigel Farage is encouraging his followers to smoke. Fantastic. Go for it lads. 200 a day. Ignore the hacking cough you develop. Up it to 400. The doctors don't know anything. 600. That tightness in your chest is comforting. Stick it to the establishment. Go into the light.
— Dai Lama (@WelshDalaiLama) November 9, 2017
And then there’s this guy who thinks Farage is being wilfully misinterpreted.
Should be left to peoples freedom of choice. In the end we will all die of something. Personally I have never smoked, but I like a pint 🍺 or two. Alcohol kills more people than cigs! Stop removing people’s freedom of choice!!!
— Jason Mark Rutter (@JASEMARKRUTTER) November 9, 2017
That’s great Jason. Except the WHO aren’t banning anything are they. They’re simply advising that it’s bad for your health
— RossH (@RossH1983) November 9, 2017
I think you have missed the part about the Vatican.
— Jason Mark Rutter (@JASEMARKRUTTER) November 9, 2017
No I haven’t Jason. The Vatican have banned smoking. Nigel is bitching about the WHO, who haven’t banned anything. Happy to help 👍
— RossH (@RossH1983) November 9, 2017
If that is how you want to perceive the tweet, you are free to do so my friend.
— Jason Mark Rutter (@JASEMARKRUTTER) November 9, 2017
Erm, that’s pretty much what those words mean.
— Mancmart (@manchestermart) November 9, 2017