Moz the Monster – our favourite 15 responses to the John Lewis Christmas ad
The John Lewis Christmas ad is here and it’s a bit, well, see for yourself.
Here it is, our 2017 Christmas ad #MozTheMonster pic.twitter.com/c7qPyD9ICE
— John Lewis (@johnlewisretail) November 10, 2017
Here are our favourite responses online. There you go – it’s better already.
1.
backlash against the John Lewis ad for not being particularly christmassy, as good as previous ones and not really understanding the ending in 3.. 2..
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) November 10, 2017
2.
It is really stressing me out that the John Lewis Christmas #MoztheMonster has a bouncing hairless purply fleshy testicle for a nose pic.twitter.com/NhzEX5H87G
— Felicity Morse (@FelicityMorse) November 10, 2017
3.
#MozTheMonster pic.twitter.com/qBA9sW538C
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) November 10, 2017
4.
Buster The Boxer calls his agent, livid. "A monster under the bed?" He shouts. "A CGI MONSTER UNDER THE BED? I SPENT 8 MONTHS LEARNING HOW TO BOUNCE ON A TRAMPOLINE, JEFF.” #MozTheMonster
— innocent drinks (@innocent) November 10, 2017
5.
I hope I see a John Lewis ad where it’s a gay couple surpising each other with statement lighting and Egyptian cotton towels before I die instead of year after year sad children with sleep disorders #MozTheMonster
— ohchrisburton (@ohchrisburton) November 10, 2017
6.
I don't understand the need to advertise Christmas when it's already quite popular.
— Geraint (@geraintgriffith) November 10, 2017
7.
The new John Lewis ad [takes a deep breath] has rerecorded Golden Slumbers from The Beatles' Abbey Road. Sacri-fucking-lege.
And in the end
The money you take
Is equal to the money
You make #MozTheMonster— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) November 10, 2017
8.
Shocking revelations about Morrissey in today’s papers pic.twitter.com/J3NkV0vEzA
— David Lewis (@davidclewis) November 10, 2017
9.
Moz (climbing out from under the bed): "I've got you a present"
Cute kid: "Oh wow!"
Moz: "I've replaced the turkey with a nut roast"#MozTheMonster pic.twitter.com/ZjXTGTQe4Q— Rick (@rickburin) November 10, 2017
10.
THE JOHN LEWIS CHRISTMAS ADVERT IS OUT TODAY. pic.twitter.com/cGHaIA2Hr4
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 10, 2017
11.
As the nation await's this year's Xmas ad, thoughts turn to the good-humoured American @johnlewis who each year patiently explains that he is not the retail store.
— Gaz Weetman (@GazWeetman) November 10, 2017
12.
The John Lewis Christmas advert made me feel nothing….i am dead inside! pic.twitter.com/pFcv645F0C
— Cupcakes and Anxiety (@CrazyCakeLadyK) November 10, 2017
13.
Doesn't tug on heartstrings or make sense, boy annoyed with monster, monster farts, boy now friends with monster, plays all nights, tired all day, monster gets boy a light, monster disappears, boy loses friend he plays with but happy at the loss? Don't understand? #MozTheMonster
— Dan Jones (@AuthorDanJones) November 10, 2017
14.
the monster isn't real, boy can't sleep as scared of the dark so creates an imaginary friend to play with then mum and dad get him a night light from John Lewis for christmas and he can sleep so no more monster. not hard to understand #MozTheMonster
— David Barton (@dave_barton76) November 10, 2017
15.
John Lewis – killing monsters with ambient lighting since 1864. So who is the real monster here?
— Brigantian in Exile (@Wenxue2222) November 10, 2017
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