Moz the Monster – our favourite 15 responses to the John Lewis Christmas ad
The John Lewis Christmas ad is here and it’s a bit, well, see for yourself.
— John Lewis (@johnlewisretail) November 10, 2017
Here are our favourite responses online. There you go – it’s better already.
backlash against the John Lewis ad for not being particularly christmassy, as good as previous ones and not really understanding the ending in 3.. 2..
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) November 10, 2017
— Felicity Morse (@FelicityMorse) November 10, 2017
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) November 10, 2017
Buster The Boxer calls his agent, livid. "A monster under the bed?" He shouts. "A CGI MONSTER UNDER THE BED? I SPENT 8 MONTHS LEARNING HOW TO BOUNCE ON A TRAMPOLINE, JEFF.” #MozTheMonster
— innocent drinks (@innocent) November 10, 2017
I hope I see a John Lewis ad where it’s a gay couple surpising each other with statement lighting and Egyptian cotton towels before I die instead of year after year sad children with sleep disorders #MozTheMonster
— ohchrisburton (@ohchrisburton) November 10, 2017
I don't understand the need to advertise Christmas when it's already quite popular.
— Geraint (@geraintgriffith) November 10, 2017
The new John Lewis ad [takes a deep breath] has rerecorded Golden Slumbers from The Beatles' Abbey Road. Sacri-fucking-lege.
And in the end
The money you take
Is equal to the money
You make #MozTheMonster
— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) November 10, 2017
Shocking revelations about Morrissey in today’s papers pic.twitter.com/J3NkV0vEzA
— David Lewis (@davidclewis) November 10, 2017
— Rick (@rickburin) November 10, 2017
THE JOHN LEWIS CHRISTMAS ADVERT IS OUT TODAY. pic.twitter.com/cGHaIA2Hr4
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 10, 2017
As the nation await's this year's Xmas ad, thoughts turn to the good-humoured American @johnlewis who each year patiently explains that he is not the retail store.
— Gaz Weetman (@GazWeetman) November 10, 2017
The John Lewis Christmas advert made me feel nothing….i am dead inside! pic.twitter.com/pFcv645F0C
— Cupcakes and Anxiety (@CrazyCakeLadyK) November 10, 2017
Doesn't tug on heartstrings or make sense, boy annoyed with monster, monster farts, boy now friends with monster, plays all nights, tired all day, monster gets boy a light, monster disappears, boy loses friend he plays with but happy at the loss? Don't understand? #MozTheMonster
— Dan Jones (@AuthorDanJones) November 10, 2017
the monster isn't real, boy can't sleep as scared of the dark so creates an imaginary friend to play with then mum and dad get him a night light from John Lewis for christmas and he can sleep so no more monster. not hard to understand #MozTheMonster
— David Barton (@dave_barton76) November 10, 2017
John Lewis – killing monsters with ambient lighting since 1864. So who is the real monster here?
— Brigantian in Exile (@Wenxue2222) November 10, 2017