The only three jokes you need to read about Priti Patel’s “freelance diplomacy”
The Secretary of State for International Development has clearly broken ministerial code by taking 12 (count them!) meetings with the Israeli government without informing her department.
But we’re here’s for the jokes and here’s our fav three:
1. A pretty good joke from journalist Gary Bainbridge
I hate it when you go to Center Parcs and they make you go on the big water slide and then you have to talk to the Israeli Prime Minister.
— Gary Bainbridge (@Gary_Bainbridge) November 6, 2017
“♫ Club Netanyahu, drinks are free ♪” replies @Chrisjones_1.
2. Some shade from Labour MP Jess Phillips
Remind me never to go on holiday with Priti Patel
— Jess Phillips (@jessphillips) November 6, 2017
3. This joke from journalist James O’Malley
“If you kids don’t shut up, I’ll turn this car around and there’ll be no Benjamin Netanyahu for anyone.” – Priti Patel on holiday.
— James O'Malley (@Psythor) November 6, 2017
And finally…
I am just shocked that anyone would think a former tobacco lobbyist would lie to the press #PritiPatel
— Harry Leslie Smith (@Harryslaststand) November 6, 2017
