“We do the chewing so you don’t have to”

It’s November, so that means it’s Christmas and you can chug down a Christmas pudding smoothie every day for the next two months! Yay?

https://twitter.com/M_Z_Harrison/status/925711472042414080

"We do the chewing so you don't have to"

— Patrick Laurie (@GallowayGrouse) November 1, 2017

And “chyme” is the perfect description. Unfortunately.

Now wishing I hadn’t googled that word… I never did biology… At least it’s probably served cold… Now wondering if that’s any better… 😉

— Helen (@Helenintgarden) November 1, 2017

This is not *just* partially digested stomach contents…
That looks and sounds utterly repulsive. Get a grip, Marks.

— Louise Norgate (@CitrineWB) November 1, 2017

We’d rather drink this festive tipple.