Donald Trump Jr’s Halloween message got exactly the responses it deserved
Donald Trump’s son had a Halloween message for everyone this year, telling you pretty much everything you need to know about the Trump family in one tweet.
I’m going to take half of Chloe’s candy tonight & give it to some kid who sat at home. It’s never to early to teach her about socialism. pic.twitter.com/3ie9C0jv2G
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) October 31, 2017
Here’s how people responded online, and we cheered every one of them.
You literally took her door-to-door demanding free handouts. https://t.co/DGwsw2a7MB
— G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson) October 31, 2017
You mean the candy that she got for free out of the goodness of strangers’ hearts? 😂😂😂
— (((The Glare ™))) (@TheGlare_TM) October 31, 2017
Chloe accepted handouts from other people. Is she a socialist now?
— Jaq Tweedie (@JaqTweedie) October 31, 2017
Born into wealth but given no love. All he knows how to do is pass on the abuse. Very sad. https://t.co/RE6HsgnhCK
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) November 1, 2017
Or you could give 90% of her candy to the one richest kid in the neighborhood.
It's never too early to teach her about Republicanism. https://t.co/gARIEd0qfM
— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) October 31, 2017
Meanwhile Chloe dresses as a cop to teach her dad about how he's going to prison soon. https://t.co/7b9RbnBEq7
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 31, 2017
Going door to door collecting free candy and then begrudging it to others is a great metaphor for Republican economic policy. pic.twitter.com/3IHLZg95SU
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) October 31, 2017
Maybe teach her the difference between “to” and “too” https://t.co/JimI1IOEKM
— James Serafinowicz (@flidby) November 1, 2017
My man, "socialism" was her getting that free candy in the first place. You taking half for reasons she can't understand is capitalism https://t.co/w9x9zB0xLA
— Elite Bear Agents (@Bearpigman) October 31, 2017
Fill her bucket with old candy left by her great-grandfather, then explain that she has more because she's smarter than all the other kids. https://t.co/0lbhHYyFe4
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) November 1, 2017