Can you guess the punny name of this object?

Normal Bates. Updated October 16th, 2017

Well done to Tony Paul Way‏ who’s made a…. wait for it… PETER CUSHION.

I got a real life Peter Cushion made… pic.twitter.com/zKpl0FYqUF

— Tony Paul Way (@tonypaulway) October 13, 2017

Oh the horror.

“It’s the principle reason Whoopi Goldberg turned down his proposal of marriage” writes @Darrenjames61.