13 favourite tweets by the ‘official news feed of Democratic People’s Republic of Korea’
Just occasionally the ‘official News feed of Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea’ is more nuts than Donald Trump’s real one. But only occasionally.
1.
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un is named Best Dressed Man in Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea for ninth consecutive year! pic.twitter.com/NftiktEFiu
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) November 20, 2016
2.
Orange-faced oaf Donald Trump threatens DPRK with "fire and fury," yet delivers only wind and flatulence. pic.twitter.com/r7BrTBJrnQ
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) August 8, 2017
3.
"Selfie stick" is western technology permitting imbeciles to create fantasy world in which their derangements are not regarded as handicap. pic.twitter.com/GfEi6fv7YH
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) October 12, 2017
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Photograph depicting young married man gazing upon buttocks of a harlot is deemed cause for jollity and humor in depraved and decaying west. pic.twitter.com/LI2wduqnnU
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) August 29, 2017
5.
US computer company Twitter proves "freedom of speech" to be empty myth, terminating actress Rosette MacGowan for denouncing her rapist. pic.twitter.com/6uE2yR4eED
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) October 12, 2017
6.
New York Fashion Week hardens resolve of Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un to annihilate United States, utterly and without remorse. pic.twitter.com/O2gWgvAGve
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) September 29, 2017
7.
Mangy She-ogre Donald Trump puts unknown old idiot to sleep during 5 hour lecture regarding best practices for grabbing women's genitalia. pic.twitter.com/l7Eo70BV4P
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) October 12, 2017
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New painting, of high ideological value, depicts Hebrew prophet Jesus of Nazareth struggling in vain to correct the errors of Donald Trump. pic.twitter.com/UxOYjE4ptk
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) October 3, 2017
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Unidentified clown becomes unlikely hero for attempting to wrest pen from hand of Donald Trump, lest he bring further shame upon his nation. pic.twitter.com/rKa8IXtWXg
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) October 12, 2017
10.
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un reconsiders need to destroy United States, as United States destroys itself with utter and magnificent efficiency pic.twitter.com/5z2TyXdzRj
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) August 12, 2017
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Woolly-headed Canadian fop Justin Trudeau amuses himself with sweater wearing unicorn puppet, whilst his nation writhes in economic agony. pic.twitter.com/NBERkI1Nzg
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) June 23, 2017
12.
Donald Trump senior strategist Steven Bannon resigns citing need to spend more time with his family, his cocaine, and his Thunderbird Wine. pic.twitter.com/sFq2SXH8ar
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) August 18, 2017
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US Warlord Donald Trump poses for inaugural photo with First Lady Ivanka Trump and unknown idiot. pic.twitter.com/YLJhmJag3U
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) January 20, 2017
