When the Guardian annoyed Alan Shearer so much he denied ever playing with toys as a kid
As remembered by @demarionunn on Twitter.
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‘I DON’T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT’
— O (@WANDAGROUP) October 6, 2017
I LIKE THE IDEA THAT IT ALWAYS HANGS THERE OVER HIM. THIS COMPLETE DREAD.
— O (@WANDAGROUP) October 6, 2017
Just in case you think it must surely have been exaggerated for comic effect.
— Jonathan (@demarionunn) October 5, 2017