If you can read this list of “made up American names” from a 90s Japanese baseball game without laughing you’re better people than us

In the 90s some Japanese games designers had to make up some American sounding names, and what they made up.

Can you make it through without cracking up?

Laughed so hard reading this I had an asthma attack and was temporarily convinced I was going to die. All for the love of Sleve McDichael. pic.twitter.com/YPNYWr0zgc

— John Vincent Doran (@JahDuran) October 4, 2017

“Fucking hell. Just read it again. Started laughing. Had a second asthma attack. I don’t even have asthma.” notes @Jahduran.

“I want to change my name to Bobson Dugnutt.” notes @Use0fweap0ns.

“Yeah, they’re all very close to actual IRL baseball player names but there’s just something very funny about these small alterations.” writes @Jahduran.

Source: Twitter/@JahDuran