As if things weren’t bad enough, Nick Knowles has got an album coming out

It’s true. The presenter of DIY SOS and other programmes your mum likes has got an album out. Of course he fucking has, this is 2017 isn’t it.

And this is what’s on it.

It’s basically Jerry St Clair’s album off Phoenix Nights but with a few extra ballads thrown in.

And here’s Nick in action singing, it says here, Robert Palmer’s Every Kinda People.

Is this some kind of Joaquin Phoenix joke? Is he in fact making a daytime TV documentary?

But what’s it really like?

In summary.

Oh and just in case you were wondering what it should sound like.