As if things weren’t bad enough, Nick Knowles has got an album coming out
It’s true. The presenter of DIY SOS and other programmes your mum likes has got an album out. Of course he fucking has, this is 2017 isn’t it.
— Smudge. (@GGS80) September 25, 2017
And this is what’s on it.
Just seen the track listing for walking midlife crisis Nick Knowles' album. We can only hope Trump and Kim Jong-Un crack on with armageddon. pic.twitter.com/kjTrTjYqyw
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) September 25, 2017
It’s basically Jerry St Clair’s album off Phoenix Nights but with a few extra ballads thrown in.
And here’s Nick in action singing, it says here, Robert Palmer’s Every Kinda People.
Is this some kind of Joaquin Phoenix joke? Is he in fact making a daytime TV documentary?
Terrible scenes. pic.twitter.com/q7seo4XStr
— Andy (@alreadytaken74) September 27, 2017
But what’s it really like?
— Shanine (@braintree_) September 27, 2017
Tensions escalate – the catalyst to nuclear war? pic.twitter.com/APZvZbq20J
— McFadden's Cold War (@Coldwar_Steve) September 27, 2017
Oh and just in case you were wondering what it should sound like.