Daft Limmy is the best Trump trolling you’ll see this week (and it’s a crowded field)
Over on Twitter @DaftLimmy has taken it upon himself to goad Donald Trump into nuclear war and it’s very funny/horrific/a bit too real all at the same time.
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Fucking yes, man, North Korea will now shoot down American jets. It's on. https://t.co/pv7e2MvheL
— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) September 25, 2017
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North Korea has said you've declared war, @realDonaldTrump. Are you going to say "No I didn't", like a choke artist? You are a choke artist.
— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) September 25, 2017
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Kim has finally done the manly thing and asked you if you want to step outside. Either step up or step off. Chump. You are no man.
— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) September 25, 2017
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Kim knows you will back down, he knows you won't take the presidential decision, cos he knows you are no president. You know it too.
— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) September 25, 2017
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You are the school bully, @realDonaldTrump, you went for the outcast, but he's asked you for a square go. And you shat your Ys. You're done.
— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) September 25, 2017
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You were asked for a war and you shut your mouth. Kim is more man than you. A man called Kim. @realDonaldTrump
— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) September 25, 2017
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Trump is finished.
— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) September 25, 2017
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Nuclear war is imminent. My advice to you is to give me all your money, you won't be needing it. I will give you precious clean water.
— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) September 25, 2017
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https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/912374871941898240
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My grandfather was a Korean War vet, @realDonaldTrump. He voted for you. So did I. Kim started this, we want you to end it. Go all the way.
— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) September 25, 2017
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My great grandad would have voted for you, @realDonaldTrump. He fought in WWII and would agree we must #StandForOurAnthem. Pls RT pic.twitter.com/eiPJNEY7bR
— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) September 25, 2017
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https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/912390578427527168
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No point in me having a go at @realDonaldTrump anymore. The truth is out, for all to see. He's a bottlebag.
— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) September 25, 2017
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I wish Kim was on Twitter. I could have this whole thing done and dusted by midnight.
— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) September 25, 2017
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Kim: "Is it a fight you're after, are you looking for a fight?"@realDonaldTrump: "I didn't say that"
#chicken pic.twitter.com/6PXOvbHjHv— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) September 25, 2017
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https://twitter.com/worgztheowl/status/912392943029415938
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Your hesitation to act will be remembered by history, @realDonaldTrump. No guts, no glory. But it's not too late, if you do it TONIGHT. https://t.co/4GsnOhbtqX
— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) September 25, 2017
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You can use your presidency to line your pockets, @realDonaldTrump. Or you can live in American hearts forever if you push the button.
— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) September 25, 2017
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There are richer men than you, @realDonaldTrump. Show them that none is more powerful. Push the button on Kim. Show them true power.
— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) September 25, 2017
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Push the fucking button. OUR NATION IS BEING THREATENED WITH A NUCLEAR BOMB. FOR GOD'S SAKE, STOP CHOKING.
— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) September 25, 2017
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https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/912415215068868609
You can follow @DaftLimmy on Twitter here. Assuming we’re still, er, here.
