Florence and the machine – your 12 tweet guide to Theresa May’s big speech
Theresa May was in Florence to tell everyone exactly how Britain is going to leave the EU by March 2019.
Well, that was the idea. Instead, we got this.
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Turns out a bad speech IS worse than no speech at all pic.twitter.com/a7V79HBpJP
— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 22, 2017
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"Being here in Florence is nice. But I can’t help but feel it would be even nicer if I needed a fucking visa to get here." pic.twitter.com/41fDp7kAab
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 22, 2017
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At least she is being honest #florencespeech pic.twitter.com/F8jUJduu3Z
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 22, 2017
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Summary of Theresa May's #FlorenceSpeech pic.twitter.com/V0NwLIVNVw
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) September 22, 2017
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Finally, something from Theresa May we can agree on… #florencespeech pic.twitter.com/sBw5Vjto6K
— The New European (@TheNewEuropean) September 22, 2017
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If you have "to be clear" in your #florencespeech drinking game I'd consider ordering ambulance now.
— James Doleman (@jamesdoleman) September 22, 2017
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Facebook seems to be enjoying Theresa May's #florencespeech pic.twitter.com/uGTag157cy
— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 22, 2017
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This is just a 10,000 word essay you didn't write til the night before so its just one paragraph repeated with synonyms #florencespeech
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 22, 2017
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'British Prime Minister goes to Florence to talk mainly to British people to convince them it shouldn't be that easy to go to Florence.'
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) September 22, 2017
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BBC caption writer nails it again. #florencespeech pic.twitter.com/aRMDkcLIjE
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) September 22, 2017
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I've summarised Theresa May's speech for you. #florencespeech pic.twitter.com/CHEE8Xk5YB
— Oonagh (@Okeating) September 22, 2017
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Theresa Mayneeds to wrap up b/c they need the room for a yoga class. #florencespeech
— Harry Leslie Smith (@Harryslaststand) September 22, 2017
