The Amazon review will make you want to buy a Casio Calculator watch right now

Normal Bates. Updated September 22nd, 2017

There’s no question that Casio digital watches are the best in the world. They go beep, they tell the time and they look rad.

Read this review spotted by Reddit user BlakeTrombone and nod along sagely:

“Ethan, this is your mom. Call me. I’m not happy with this purchase.”, says angeloierace.

“And yet he gave it only 4 stars”, writes WadaCalcium.

Source: Reddit