24 jokes that are “so bad that they are good”
Over on Redddit skip_lv23 is asking “What’s a joke so bad it’s good?” says over on Reddit.
Us personally? Well, “What’s grey and comes in pints. An elephant.” And, of course, “What’s brown an sticky? A stick”
Anyway, we read them ALL Reddit’s answers picked 24 of the best.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Limbo champion walks into a bar…he’s disqualified.
I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.
If a sentence only contains a dependant clause.
What’s green and fuzzy, has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree?
A pool table
What goes down but doesn’t come up?
“Do you know why, when geese fly together, one side is longer?”
Wait for them to ask why, then say:
“Because that side has more geese.”
*Annoying English major eyeroll* Uhm it’s to WHOM.
What’s ET short for?
No it’s because he has little legs
Tell someone you have a GREAT knock knock joke, but they have to start it.
Reply with “who’s there?
Enjoy the awkward silence as they try to figure it out.
I told my wife I was going to build us a car out of spaghetti.
She said I was crazy and to stop making stupid comments.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
What’s Mozart up to these days?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
What did the buffalo say when his son went to college?
“What did the pirate get on his report card?”
I’ve gotten some real solid groans out of that one. It’s my favorite.
A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t you **START** ANYTHING!!!”
How do you make an egg roll?
You push it.
W h o
What’s red, and smells like blue paint?
How do you know how heavy a chilli pepper is?
give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
Did I ever tell you the last words my father said to me before he kicked the bucket?
He said, “Son, watch how far I can kick this bin.”
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
“What do you call a deer with no eyes?”
NO EYED DEER!
What’s the best “so bad it’s good” joke that you know?
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