24 jokes that are “so bad that they are good”

Over on Redddit skip_lv23 is asking “What’s a joke so bad it’s good?” says over on Reddit.

Us personally? Well, “What’s grey and comes in pints. An elephant.” And, of course, “What’s brown an sticky? A stick”

Anyway, we read them ALL Reddit’s answers picked 24 of the best.

1

Why did the blind man fall into the well?

Because he couldn’t see that well.
Admiral_Burrito

2

Limbo champion walks into a bar…he’s disqualified.
Suburbanslim

3

I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.
PopeliusJones

4

If a sentence only contains a dependant clause.
frxyz

5

What’s green and fuzzy, has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree?

A pool table
kwcc24

6

What goes down but doesn’t come up?
A yo
goatman2112

7

“Do you know why, when geese fly together, one side is longer?”
Wait for them to ask why, then say:
“Because that side has more geese.”
Storm_Bard

8

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

To.

To Who?

*Annoying English major eyeroll* Uhm it’s to WHOM.
Caliblair

9

What’s ET short for?

— Extraterrestrial

No it’s because he has little legs
surprisefaceclown

10

Tell someone you have a GREAT knock knock joke, but they have to start it.

“Knock knock”

Reply with “who’s there?

Enjoy the awkward silence as they try to figure it out.

nobedthrowaway

11

I told my wife I was going to build us a car out of spaghetti.

She said I was crazy and to stop making stupid comments.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
jkwolly

12

What’s Mozart up to these days?

Decomposing
BattyAccountant

13

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

“Fsh”
pakett

14

What did the buffalo say when his son went to college?

*Bison*
_Kenney_

15

“What did the pirate get on his report card?”

“Seven Cs”

I’ve gotten some real solid groans out of that one. It’s my favorite.
Ozocubu

16

A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t you **START** ANYTHING!!!”
cultureless-swine

17

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it.
oliveyoutoo

18

Knock knock

Who’s there

Spell

Spell who

W h o
Greg17960

19

What’s red, and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Scrappy_Larue

20

How do you know how heavy a chilli pepper is?

give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
shitpost_lurker

21

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four-chin teller.
ItzSam91

22

Did I ever tell you the last words my father said to me before he kicked the bucket?

He said, “Son, watch how far I can kick this bin.”
Anne_Frank_Drum_Solo

23

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.
badassmthrfkr

24

“What do you call a deer with no eyes?”

NO EYED DEER!
AyeYoDisRon

What’s the best “so bad it’s good” joke that you know?

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Source: Reddit