When you ask strangers to buy your mate a birthday drink and it doesn’t quite work out as planned
It sounded like the perfect birthday gift – tweet out a picture of your buddy and the pub he’s drinking in, and suggest complete strangers buy him a drink using the Wetherspoons app.
This is Nick, and it’s his birthday. We’re at the Bankers Draft spoons in Sheffield, table 67, be generous and send him a Bev on the app xxx pic.twitter.com/JxMnjB8a46
— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017
Except, ahem, people didn’t use the app to buy him the drinks they were expecting. Oh no. This is what they bought him.
1.
What cheeky fucker has sent him a non alcoholic becks pic.twitter.com/CGtTefZlIF
— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017
It was meant to be 2 Becks blues wtf
— Dan (@Chubby_Jesus) September 20, 2017
You’re a monster
— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017
2.
You really think you’re funny don’t you pic.twitter.com/HcX6dLIC0J
— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017
True, hope Nick enjoys his milk, happy birthday from us all here pic.twitter.com/Dkrb7LkgC7
— Dan (@Chubby_Jesus) September 20, 2017
3.
This is not what we had in mind you sadistic wankers pic.twitter.com/4GGXiKpXJm
— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017
4.
Someone’s been nice, and we thank you pic.twitter.com/Lfh5vIX4pL
— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017
5.
lovely pic.twitter.com/cBHpX4mZoV
— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017
6.
Right this has gone off the rails now Who is doing this what do we do with this pic.twitter.com/FiU5CsWPbd
— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017
Don’t think any of this is going to waste pic.twitter.com/LD0sBkpbgQ
— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017
7.
A fruit shoot, milk, and some crispy onions, name a more iconic trio pic.twitter.com/7FKlflakAp
— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017
Crispy onions from us. Happy birthday Rory xx pic.twitter.com/Xm6F8zm45I
— ojs (@OJS611) September 20, 2017
8.
Fantastic pic.twitter.com/GAyLs6iJps
— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017
9.
Right we’re attempting to leave the pub now, please do not send us anymore milk
— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017
10.
Was an honour serving you lads, glad you enjoyed the milk 😂
— steve (@LeMelonHead) September 20, 2017
And even though they had left the pub, the drinks kept on coming.
Oh dear I got this too tweet too late – if you've left the pub then table 67 is getting a random gift of a pint, shot and some nachos!!! 🙈🙊
— Honeysuckle Healing (@honeysuckleBS3) September 20, 2017
Don't know what you're on about 🙄 yous are still getting orders ahahahah
— steve (@LeMelonHead) September 20, 2017
Ahaha christ, what are people sending have we got anymore milk ?
— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017
Another jäger bomb, San Miguel and nachos just come through, I'll have them if that's okay boys??
— steve (@LeMelonHead) September 20, 2017
Ahahaha fucks sake go ahead man, I hope table 67 becomes known for this
— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017
Oh don’t you worry we’ll be back, can’t forget this day lmao
— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017
It’s November 23rd. @RoryMeep is still stuck in Spoons. He has just been sent his 976th glass of milk.
— Dan (@DanWrexham) September 20, 2017
Truly a night to remember.
This is Nick, and it’s his birthday. We’re at the Bankers Draft spoons in Sheffield, table 67, be generous and send him a Bev on the app xxx pic.twitter.com/JxMnjB8a46
— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017
