People are taking the piss out of “two ex-Googlers” who want to replace corner shops with vending machines
Here’s something to keep your anger sharp this morning as reported by Fast Company:
Two ex-Googlers want to make bodegas and mom-and-pop corner stores obsolete https://t.co/FLaYGdwmFr pic.twitter.com/pqkWJ40xdW
— Fast Company (@FastCompany) September 13, 2017
Called Bodega, this startup installs unmanned pantry boxes in apartments, offices, dorms, and gyms. It promises convenience, but also represents competition for many mom-and-pop stores.
The anger as been swift, funny and brutal – here’s nine of the best:
1.
if you replace my bodega with a fucking box i will launch you into the sun
— leon 🐣 (@leyawn) September 13, 2017
2.
Ivy Leaguers use education to invent cabinet…
— Daniel Edelman (@d_edelman) September 13, 2017
3
Two ex-Googlers want to replace your mom with the wire monkey on the right pic.twitter.com/ffpVLlbaAr
— Alexia Bonatsos (@alexia) September 13, 2017
4
These two ex-Googlers Have a Plan to Kill You, Place your Corpse in a Trunk, & Invite your Fiancé to Eat Dinner on Top of You: pic.twitter.com/xnDBWPEPQq
— Log Lady, PhD (@AmandaAnnKlein) September 13, 2017
5
Two Ex-Googlers Have a Plan to Smack You in the Face While the Other One Steals Your Wallet
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) September 13, 2017
6
Two Ex-Googlers Want to Find a Legal Way to Make You Pay Them For Life-Sustaining Oxygen
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) September 13, 2017
7
two ex-Googlers want to make email obsolete pic.twitter.com/jqSbPDW9W6
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) September 13, 2017
8
Two Ex-Googlers Want To Replace Your Local Ice Cream Parlor With A Shrieking Void That Uses Your Fears As Training Data
— Kevin Twohy (@kevintwohy) September 13, 2017
9.
Two Ex-Googlers Want To Drown Your Children In A Bathtub
— Shane Morris (@IamShaneMorris) September 13, 2017
