Nintendo has revealed that Mario has nipples and the internet is losing its goddam mind
Nintendo of America have tweeted a picture that reveals Mario has nipples:
Explore the frozen fields of Shiveria in the Snow Kingdom & the sunny shores of Bubblaine in the Seaside Kingdom in #SuperMarioOdyssey! pic.twitter.com/p8AsDqBbTj
— Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) September 13, 2017
Zoom in shall we?
Who knew? Mario actually has nipples. This has lead to explosion of merriment on the internet and here’s nine of the best comments:
1.
Remember the title screen of Mario 64 where you could pull his nose? Odyssey is like that, except you can play with his nipples
— Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) September 14, 2017
2.
Technically, these are also Mario's nipples pic.twitter.com/hrRvUjciCb
— Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) September 14, 2017
3.
if mario has nipples then why doesn't yoshi – please nintendo this only raises difficult questions
— Matt Lees (@Jam_sponge) September 13, 2017
4.
I like how it was confirmed in the same week that Mario has nipples and Waluigi isn't circumcised
— Green Roy (@AnAntTM) September 14, 2017
5.
dear everyone tweeting about shirtless Mario and his nipples: like, it'd be weird if he DIDN'T have nipples, right?
— Samit Sarkar (@SamitSarkar) September 13, 2017
6.
mario has nipples and link does not. so what the fuck
— Porygon (@PorygonNews) September 13, 2017
7.
Will mario's nipples get deleted on Instagram
— Jamie McKelvie (@McKelvie) September 13, 2017
8.
Woah! Look what happens if you zoom right in on Mario's nipples pic.twitter.com/4miOKt954Z
— Ian Higton (@IanHigton) September 13, 2017
9.
If Mario has nipples, then Luigi has nipples. And if they have nipples, so does Wario.
I don't want to think about Wario's nipples.— {5 a.m.} (@5amlolis) September 13, 2017
And finally? Guess we know how they make that Mario milk:
UPDATE: Reddit calls is correct.
Source: Twitter/@NintendoAmerica
