‘Honey I shrunk the Johnson!’
Boris Johnson has shrunk in the wash. pic.twitter.com/ySSvzhoSbE
— Hugo Rifkind (@hugorifkind) September 14, 2017
Ah, the joy of a weird camera angle.
Not enough.
— Tom Sutcliffe (@tds153) September 14, 2017
Perhaps try again but a bit hotter.
— A Box of Rain (@A_BoxOfRain) September 14, 2017
Wash him a few more times and then take the plug out.
— Philip Pullman (@PhilipPullman) September 14, 2017